ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
