No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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