a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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