i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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