I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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