Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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