so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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