my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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