I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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