I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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