remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Fuck appropriateness.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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