alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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