Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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