3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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