this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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