i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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