He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
