in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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