have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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