but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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