You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
