so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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