i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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