Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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