I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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