If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We need to get me chipped asap
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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