Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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