Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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