BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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