i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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