I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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