I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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