There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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