I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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