please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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