If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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