Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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