I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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