Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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