I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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