we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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