My nipple is on Facebook.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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