Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
