Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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