she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
