I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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