My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
