Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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