So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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