TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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