I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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