what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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