There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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