she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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