Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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