Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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