No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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