My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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