My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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