I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
where does the pee come out of this thing
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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